Aloha everybody and I know its been a while but we've had Hurrican Fleicia around our throats like a belt on David Carradine (what -too soon ?) so I give you Celeb u tard Cocktails for your next Mad Men cocktail party, hell you'll be as hot & relevant as a breast-feeding statue of Angelina Jolie (what -too late ?)
The Angelina Jolie
2 oz Speyside single-malt Scotch such as Glenfiddich
2 oz Speyside single-malt Scotch such as Glenfiddich
1 oz St-Germain (elderflower liqueur)
• Pour Scotch and St-Germain over ice cubes in a cocktail shaker
Stir to chill, strain into a Martini glass.
GARNISH: thin slices of kumquat
• Pour Scotch and St-Germain over ice cubes in a cocktail shaker
Stir to chill, strain into a Martini glass.
GARNISH: thin slices of kumquat
The Brad Pitt
2 oz Crop Organic cucumber vodka
2 oz Crop Organic cucumber vodka
Seltzer water
2 wedges of organic lime
2 wedges of organic lime
2 thin slices fresh organic cucumber
Sprig of organic mint
• Lightly muddle lime, cucumber & mint in bucket-style glass
Add ice & vodka, finish with seltzer water
Give a little stir & garnish with cucumber wheel
• Lightly muddle lime, cucumber & mint in bucket-style glass
Add ice & vodka, finish with seltzer water
Give a little stir & garnish with cucumber wheel
The Mickey Rourke
2 oz silver tequila
2 oz silver tequila
1 dash Angostura bitters
2 to 3 oz fresh blood-orange juice
• Add tequila and bitters to an 8-oz highball glass full of ice cubes
Top off with juice and stir
The Meryl Streep
1 tsp Goldschläger, including some gold flecks
1 tsp Goldschläger, including some gold flecks
1 tsp Benedictine Well-chilled Champagne or Prosecco
• Combine Goldschläger and Benedictine in a Champagne flute,
then top off with Champagne.
